2026-04-12 19:56 UTC
@markdennehy @geoglyphentropy no no, you’ve got it backwards! The Iranians are the pirates, for charging an illegal toll! We’re… fighting piracy by… punishing the victims… yeah! 🏴☠️
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@markdennehy@mastodon.ie 2026-04-12 19:59
@josh0 @geoglyphentropy And when the US navy intercepts a Chinese ship which paid a toll to pass through the strait, and they sink it, the Chinese who have one of the largest, most advanced militaries in the world, will declare it National Talk Like A Pirate day and say "Arrrrrrr Well, Worse things happen at sea me hearties, ho ho ho"