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@robertpi@functional.cafe

2026-01-08 18:48 UTC

Thanks for the free 7-day trial of 2026. I'd like to unsubscribe from whatever the hell this is.

Replies (8)

  • @robertpi@functional.cafe 2026-01-08 18:50

    Stolen from a screen-shot of X-itter posted here, but honestly, I'm through crediting X-itter users.

    Open ##2570968

  • @apzpins@mstdn.games 2026-01-08 18:57

    @robertpi@functional.cafe Unfortunately the cancel window was the first 12 hours, after which we charged you for the year. Should you want to cancel, you can call a phone number listed on a phone book somewhere between 04:03 and 04:06 on Sunday-Monday night. The service is only available in Mongolian.

    Open ##2570975

  • @fennix@infosec.space 2026-01-08 19:01

    @robertpi@functional.cafe Reasons for canceling: [ ] I subscribed to the wrong plan. [X] It's too expensive. [X] I don't want to pay a subscription fee and still get ads. [X] 2026 isn't offering me what I expected.

    Open ##2570976

  • @eys@front-end.social 2026-01-08 21:08

    @robertpi@functional.cafe I’m well and truly over 2020 now.

    Open ##2570978

  • @apriloq@connectop.us 2026-01-08 22:48

    @robertpi@functional.cafe not a free trial, but definitely don’t want to renew.

    Open ##2570984

  • @XennyG@social.vivaldi.net 2026-01-08 23:37

    @robertpi@functional.cafe Sorry, but after 90 days, you will be judged and sentenced to a lifetime of 2026, and your bank account will continue to be charged, because banks don't care. It's not their money.

    Open ##2570987

  • @robertpi@functional.cafe The entire timeline is fucked, so I'm not sure unsubscribing from this year would do you any good 😅

    Open ##2570988

  • @katanova@retro.social 2026-01-09 06:43

    @robertpi@functional.cafe You forgot to sign up with a gift card, it'll take another 358 days for the cancellation to go through.

    Open ##2570990