#limerick

@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social If you're putting faith in AI on questions of live or let die, For sure it will let ... without real regret! Your life is too short to learn why! #limerick #ai #liveorletdie

@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social When victory fell into pieces, he felt like a tiny hand Jesus. Below his arch's rubble we still heard him bubble and asking for votes of his nieces. #limerick #MaryTrump #jesus

@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social Follow the money When granny got ripped off tonight, she watched tiny hands with delight. Her savings were gone, but she just said: "Hon, he donates his salary, right?!" #limerick #donation #midterms

@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social The heroes of past Halloweens are looking like fairies and queens. There is a new 'star' who takes things too far abducting young minors and teens. #limerick #halloween #ice

@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social If you're just a typical clown, the master will already frown. But dare to look better, he kicks down the ladder and finds a new idiot in town. #limerick #yourefired

@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social Enhancing the 'billionaire swiping', a feature called 'indirect sniping' flipped Starlink access from 'great' to 'a mess'. Ukrainian deaths were 'enlightening'. #limerick #starlink #Ukraine

@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social When Zwyff took a turn round the moon, he cruised like a mindless buffoon. A moon cow at Bailly was blown down the valley. He's jailed and won't get out too soon. #limerick #space #cows

@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social When traffic lights go for a walk they talk and they talk and they talk! If they can arrange for little more change it's safer at crossing and fork. #limerick #traffic #light

@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social A manager grabbed at his pits and pulled from the chair where he sits. Might act very wry if you pull his tie, but rarely do cats lose their wits! #limerick #manager #cats

@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social Thesaurus' extinction came first, as all of his food got quite cursed! While he was still talking, the food kept on walking. Then hunter and prey got inversed ... #limerick #humans #thesaurus

@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social Some ladies assume the best dinner will make your purse visibly thinner. At gas station table, no price remains stable. She knows that she's out with a winner! #limerick #dinner #diesel #iranwar

@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social A snail who was already late was going to be a croc's bait. When reaching the snout the croc had passed out. Its patience had not really paid. #limerick #crocodile #snail

@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social Once Uncle Sam looked in the pool, reflections were so very cool! Today he finds ways avoiding to gaze and see some desperate old fool. #Limerick #midterms

@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social Some "lawyers" are pretty "Chinese" and mess up the briefings with ease. Kept far from the press will minimize stress. In SCOTUS they're likely to please! #limerick #chinese #scotus